Okay, so this isn't really a blog post... More of a comment, really. (If you're reading this, HI Kiera! :D)
I know I could have just placed a comment, but I wanted pictures. So yeah, posting a comment wasn't enough for me. Eh, enough with my blabbing. Here are my three royal rules:
1. A princess shall never stuff her face in public, but learn how to chew and swallow slowly, lest this happens:
2. A princess shall not seduce the enemy. Because eww, that's just wrong.
3. A princess shall always maintain proper grooming. However, she must know how to keep up appearances, and therefore should never use an eating utensil as a comb.
These rules must be followed at all times, in order to prevent the incident last year from happening again. Namely, this:
That is all.
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